the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
Oh—it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.
i want to believe the egg stunt was actually super rad and this person is bitter about it